I think that when you send celebrities fan mail, you should send them the worst picture that was ever taken of them to be signed.
Oh my God guys… wait.
is that sCARLETT FUCKING JOHANSSON
And… he’s wonderful
Quoted from Doctor Who Series 3: The Family of Blood
DONNA: Is that what you said to her? Your friend, the one you lost, did she trust you?
DOCTOR: Yes she did and she is not dead, she is so alive.. now jump!
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
Grantaire, in whom doubt was creeping, loved to see faith soaring in Enjolras. He had need of Enjolras. Without understanding it himself clearly, and without trying to explain it, that chaste, healthy, firm, direct, hard, candid nature charmed him. He admired, by instinct, his opposite. His soft, wavering, disjointed, diseased deformed ideas, attached themselves to Enjolras as a backbone. His moral spine leaned upon firmness. Grantaire, by the side of Enjolras, became somebody again. - Les Misérables, Victor Hugo
When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
|Person in book:||I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.|
|Person in book:||he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes|
|Movie industry:||no, we're hiring supermodels|
I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH
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